yeh delhi hai mere yaar !!!No Smoking !!!

i was at this wedding and that was really one of a kind where the dulha and dulhan had to take phere with special effects you cant even imagine it was like at first sight i knew man there were so many people around i kknew one need to really will have to put his all strength and even be courageous enough to reach for the food, but it is not about the wedding although had a lot fun around there but now the story starts at the climax of this wedding,,,,,, i knew by the time we would finish with our dinner the metro sevice will shut down and this place was so damn isolated that u cant even see your shadow around ....the time was around 12 :00 i asked my friends now what .....and quick came the idea of this call a cab kinda service.......we waited somehow that day we managed to get the coffee at that time and it was heaven ......actually it was the only thing i could take that day....and the icing on the cake was that it was so damn cold......suddenly this cab arrives it appeared as if an angel is arriving to save me from this bad world......ohhhhh a sigh of releif we all sat in the taxi me and shankar wanted to have a smoke but even if we could have managed to get a bidi at that point of time then it would have felt as heaven .....Shankar is a south indian guy who was also witnessing this kind of wedding for the first time where one need to really use his or her analytical and physical skills to reach for a plate and then for salads and then if possible for the main course it really demands a lot of energy man .....we both told the guy to stop by so that we could get the ciggerette as we found one of the shops open but then he didnt he promised us that he would help us get some cigrettes the cab started moving and the meter started running as well as each count increased tushars heart beat started growing even more faster.....then another shop came by we again asked the driver to stop but he didnt, now we started feeling there is something fishy as all the way he was telling us stories of how people stop the car and loot it all altough we had nothin to loose but stilll ......then another shop and that too we missed everyone was damn hungry, maitrayee started praising about her kitchen and i was really feeling jealous of her that she would be lucky enough to reach hoome and have good food already the only cure me and shankar where dreaming about was of cigerrettes man even a single puff would mean a gr8 deal..........Suddenly shankar in his typical south indian accent said bhaiya take a left i realised that his house is nearby and this guy was alreaddy so angry that he could kill anyone by jst his deadly looks itself.......he shouted again bhaiya wat the ###k naa toh aaj office mein woh aayi,na toh mujhe khane milla (the meter was already showing 450) aur na toh aapne cigerrette lene diya aur ab neend bhi nahi aayegi. i could really understand what this guy must be going thru but i felt man atleast by the time i will drop maitrayee and then take the cab somewhere i had this hope that i will get ciggerettes all this time tushar was laughing at the situation but he knew that he will have to face shankar at home and would sleep so he was happyyy......now we reached near maitrayees place i again asked the cab guy as he had promised to get some ciggeretes but then again he said after droping madam he will help me get them.....then it was maitrayees home she was alreaddy flaunting her kitchen out that she would go home and eat food ......i showcased a false smile gave her a hug and was still in the hope that i will get a cigerette i again asked the cab guy bhai cigg kahan sey dilaunge,,,, the car started moving towards my home by that time the meter was above 500 i was thinking yaar naa toh cigerrete mili na khana and now man....its getting even costly....then i shouted loud enough that all the people who must have been fantasysing in their dreams by now to woke up i asked bhaiya #### bhaiya yaar how can u do this to me how can u not stop and let me get some ciggerettes he was quiet till the time i paid him and gave him a sad look .....and the moment he had the money .....he sat in the car started it and smiled and said "I HATE SMOKING" and moved away i realised man what an amazing dayyy in delhi yeh delhi hai mere yaar.....